Cute Tumblr Themes

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

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shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

flirtytwink:

I’m not like most girls; I’m prettier

thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me